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Feds want ignition interlocks for drunk drivers
Thu Dec 19, 2013
In reply to: robn56 #5.1And if the driver doesn't comply, then what? Shut down the car in the middle of the road so that causes an accident?
Bare with her: Grandma searches Amazon.com for teen books, finds porn
Thu Dec 13, 2012
Ooo...had no idea Amazon had those. Time to check out some "teen books for girls..."
Homeless man grateful for boots, but barefoot again
Mon Dec 3, 2012
Yeah! Instead of shoes, these people should be getting him some pie! Pumpkin pie still seems popular during the holiday season.
Why talking on your phone can be contagious
Thu Nov 29, 2012
If someone I'm with pulls out their phone to take a long social call or start texting with someone for a while, I figure, why not? I'll pull out my phone and screw around on it, play some games, etc., etc. and keep doing so long after they're done and give them 25% of my attention for a while. They …
Two fired after pic near Tomb of the Unknowns sparks outrage
Thu Nov 22, 2012
Welp, I can see it. A book and a movie in the works. :)
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade lifts spirits in wake of Sandy
Thu Nov 22, 2012
Macy's should just remove the "socially responsible" verbiage from their website. The issue with that statement is regardless of whether or not Macy's is being paid to carry the line, by association, through their action/inaction they condone/support Trump. A mentally deranged traitor who called for …
Psychology of Black Friday: Tradition, altruism drive pursuit of deal
Wed Nov 21, 2012
Wait a sec. I thought holiday shopping events were supposed to be so shoppers can trample store employees to death and get into fist-fights in the aisles over a $5 stuffed animal or $10 toaster...
Bishop apologizes for allowing child molester on school grounds
Mon Nov 19, 2012
@Goldfish And, besides...he's probably molesting children in the vatican behind closed doors.
Wal-Mart takes legal action in labor battle
Fri Nov 16, 2012
Okay, now this just makes me want to go check out Walmart on Thanksgiving. (Not to shop, but see if the local one will have a strike...and if so, maybe chat with some of the picketers.)
A sampler of anti-Obama insanity
Fri Sep 13, 2013
I hear labotomies do wonders for such behavior.
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